Rita Rudner

Posted @ 1:11 PM on August 24, 2008 by

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  • “Blondes must have more fun. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blonde roots?” ~ Rita Rudner
  • “I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them”…..Rita Rudner.
  • “I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” – Rita Rudner
  • “Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother s tasted better the day before.” – Rita Rudner http://tqpage.com/23735
  • “My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.” — Rita Rudner
  • “When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.” – Rita Rudner
  • “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
  • (rita rudner) Rita Rudner s Confessions of a Fiftysomething http://tinyurl.com/5jgw5y
  • …Wednesday, from Beijing, I ll do the show live perched on superstar Yao Ming s enormous chin. Plus funny lady Rita Rudner!…
  • @robertmerrill – My favorite Rita Rudner joke: “My husband said Try on the leather dress. Leather is sexy. I SHOWED HIM!!!”
  • As comedien Rita Rudner says: Don t mess with me. :)
  • Before I met my husband, I d never fallen in love, though I d stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner
  • Entertainment: Just A Minute With: Comedian Rita Rudner slams 50 http://tinyurl.com/59oztj
  • First ever ep of SNL: George Carlin, Rita Rudner, Al Brooks, Andy Kaufman, Chevy Chase, JCurtain, JBelushi, Muppets, pedophilia, holy crap!
  • Great anodyne for a so-so day: Rita Rudner Live from Las Vegas!
  • I love being married. It s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
  • I still have it– I just can t remember where I put it : confessions of a fiftysomething by Rudner, Rita. http://tinyurl.com/6k5uwv
  • I think if they steal your identity, they should have to visit your parents. Rita Rudner.
  • I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They`ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. by Rita Rudner
  • I m like a cross between Woody Allen, Ira Glass, and a young Rita Rudner, except THEY RE funny.
  • LOL: Rita Rudner – “When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.” http://is.gd/Ll9
  • Lifestyle: Just A Minute With: Comedian Rita Rudner slams 50 http://tinyurl.com/3es84f
  • Listening to an old Rita Rudner stand up show on comedy central
  • New blog post: rita rudner, ben s chili bowl, adrian cronauer, … http://tinyurl.com/68hedk
  • Not a Weekend pick, but Mon. 6/2 9PM – RITA RUDNER – Live from Las Vegas. One of my favorite comedians does her stand-up routine for PBS.
  • Oud blog verbeterd: Rita Rudner ( http://www.nlpmij.nl/?p=287 )
  • QOTD: “When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.” -Rita Rudner
  • Rita Rudner – “When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”
  • Rita Rudner is a cunt. I need to quit listening to NPR.
  • Rita Rudner on “Sunday Morning.” She s a big hit in Las Vegas. Good Lord, isn t she about 110 years old by now? She s been around forever.
  • Rita Rudner on PBS is cracking me up.
  • Rita Rudner show to broadcast on PBS (http://www.lasonlinevegas.com/node/700)
  • Rita Rudner: “Before I met my husband, I d never fallen in love, though I d stepped in it a few times.”
  • Rita Rudner: Standup month is upon us. Sorta. http://tinyurl.com/5a8v9j
  • Voice on hotel wake-up call: Funnywoman Rita Rudner. “You can sleep at work!”
  • Watching Rita Rudner videos on YouTube. She is quite funny.
  • Watching Rita Rudner s Vegas show streaming from Netflix. Glad I didn t go see it when I was there!
  • [quota] Rita Rudner: “Before I met my husband, I d never fallen in love, though I d stepped in it.. http://tinyurl.com/f8fdh
  • great quote: “I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” — Rita Rudner
  • ok eating lunch and watching rita rudner a great comic and she said she bought a chicken and bottle of wine and left in the car in las vegas
  • rita rudner: “comedian of the year.” what year? 1993?
  • thinks Rita Rudner isnt all half bad.

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